PUNAKAWAN TETAP DI HATI..!!

HARI INI AKU AGAK KEJAWA-JAWA’AN..

I LOVE “JAVA” INDONESIA..!!!!!

Punakawan utawa panakawan iku sebutan kanggo para pamomong (pangiring) para ksatria ing wayang. Punakawan biasanè metu nalikane wayah goro-goro.
Umume panakawan metu ing pagelaran nalika gara-gara, yaiku ngepasi tengah wengi nalika kahyangan ora tentrem lan ndonya kaya obah ngadhepi prahara. Iki katilik seka pangucap dhalang,"bumi gonjang-ganjing langit kelap-kelap". Panakawan kang kondhang ing tanah Jawa yaiku Semar, Gareng, Petruk, lan Bagong. Paraga-paraga iki ora kaya wayang liyane kang dijupuk seka Indhia, panakawan asli seka Jawa.
Saliyane iku, ana uga Togog lan Bilung (Sarawita) kang dadi pameling para mungsuh utawa negara-negara sebrang lan Kurawa. Dene emban kraton kang dadi pameling para putri yaiku Cangik lan Limbuk. Punakawan duwè karakter kang manéka warna. 

Semar

Tembung Semar asale saka tembung samara kang tegese ghaib. Kyai Lurah Semar Badranaya yaiku tokoh pewayangan utama ana ing wayang jawa lan sunda.

Gareng

Gareng duwe teges pujaan utawane aleh saka muja. Nalagareng yaiku wong kang ora pinter omong. Apa kang diomongke kadang kala luput lan luput. Gareng iku lucu lan seneng gawe guyu. Ana ing lakon wayang gareng tau dadi ratu ana ing lakon Gareng Dadi Ratu.

Petruk

Tembung Petruk asale saka tembung fatruk kang duwe teges kang ninggalke. Petruk putra semar kang pasuryane manis karo eseme kang nyengsemake ati. Petruk uga pinter omong lan lucu. Gareng nyindir karo guyonane kang khas.

Bagong

Tembung Bagong asale saka tembung Bagho kang ateges seneng mbantah. Bagong iku ateges layangan saka semar. Bagong duwe sifat lancang lan seneng berlagak goblok lan lucu.

TEBAK-TEBAKAN LUCU SEASON 2.......

Hari ini aku hadirkan lagi tebak-tebakan lucu season 2.....

Selamat tertawa............

**Apa kepanjangan K-20
Kolo Kula Kelas Kalih, Kula Kaliyan Konco Kula, Kelelegen Kolang Kaling Kalih Kilo, Konco Kula Kelenger Kabeh Kula Kejet-Kejet

 **Binatang yang paling dibenci anjing laut?
: Kucing laut

**Bola apa yang mirip kucing?
: Bola emon

**Ikan apa yang matanya banyak sekali?
: Ikan teri 1 ember

**Ikan apa yang nggak bisa berenang?
: Ikan goblok

**Orang apa yang di ajak bercanda malah marah?
: Orang lagi sakit gigi

 **Kenapa anak kelinci suka banget loncat-loncat?
: Biasalah..... namanya juga anak-anak. Suka iseng.

**Apa persamaannya gajah dengan tiang listrik?
: Sama-sama nggak bisa terbang

**apa bedanya surat, pintu, dosa, geli, bau asem?

: surat diketik, pintu diketok, geli diklitik, bau asem di keteknya my friends....

**sate apa yang berasal dari jepang?

: sateria baja hitam.

 **daun apa yang selalu kita bawa?

: daun telinga.

**apa bedanya pemurung dengan pemulung?

: pemurung tidak pernah merasa gembira, sedangkan pemulung tidak pelnah melasa gembila.....

**kenapa bumi makin panas?

: karena matahari buka cabang di mana-mana...

**seandainya Ki amat datang, siapa orang pertama yang mengetahui?

: Nyi amat...

**sepeda motor apakah yang selalu tertawa?

: yamaha...ha...ha...ha....

**apa perbedaan apel dan upil?

: kalo apel ditaruh di atas meja

 Kalo upil dioles di bawah meja...

**nenek-nenek jatuh di kali, munculnya di mana?

: di koran..

**kapan sebaiknya kita membuka pintu?

: kalo pintu tertutup.

**5 orang berjalan di bawah 1 payung kecil tapi mengapa tidak ada 1 pun orang yang kehujanan??

: karena tidak hujan..

**bahasa jepang orang kecopetan apa?

: sakuku diraba takurasa.....

 **buah apa yang bikin orang bingung?

: jeruk. Nah bingung kan...

 **saya memilikai 3 kepala, 3 kaki, 3 tangan, & 3 jari. Siapakah saya??

: pembohong

**hantu apa yang paling berbahaya?

: hantuk banget sambil naik kendaraan ngebut...

**mobil apa yang bikin nervous, grogi, takut, dan stress??

: mobilang cinta takut di tolak...


 

JANGAN LUPA DIBACA......

ceRITA raKyaT....

Dongeng Legenda Cerita Rakyat Bahasa Inggris tentang Timun Emas. Selamat membaca..

Long time ago in the island of Java, Indonesia, lived a couple of farmer.  They had married for some years but they had no children.  So they prayed to a monster called Buta Ijo to give them children.  Buta Ijo was a ferocious and powerful monster.  He granted their wish on one condition.  When their children had grown up, they had to sacrifice them to Buta Ijo.  He liked eating fresh meat of human being.  The farmers agreed to his condition.  Several months later the wife was pregnant.

She gave birth to a beautiful baby girl.  They named her Timun Emas.  The farmers were happy.  Timun Emas was very healthy and a very smart girl.  She was also very diligent. When she was a teenager Buta Ijo came to their house.  Timun Emas was frightened so she ran away to hide.  The farmers then told Buta Ijo that Timun Emas was still a child.  They asked him to postpone.  Buta Ijo agreed.  He promised to come again.  The following year Buta Ijo came again.  But again and again their parents said that Timun Emas was still a child. 

When the third time Buta Ijo came their parents had prepared something for him.  They gave Timun Emas several bamboo needles, seeds of cucumber, dressing and salt. 

‘Timun, take these things’

‘What are these things?’

‘These are your weapons.  Buta Ijo will chase you.  He will eat you alive.  So run as fast as you can.  And if he will catch you spread this to the ground.  Now go!’

Timun Emas was scared so she ran as quickly as she could.  When Buta Ijo arrived she was far from home.  He was very angry when he realized that his prey had left.  So he ran to chase her.  He had a sharp nose so he knew what direction his prey ran. 

Timun Emas was just a girl while Buta Ijo was a monster so he could easily catch her up.  When he was just several steps behind Timun Emas quickly spread the seeds of cucumber.  In seconds they turned into many vines of cucumber.  The exhausted Buta Ijo was very thirsty so he grabbed and ate them.  When Buta Ijo was busy eating cucumber Timun Emas could run away.

But soon Buta Ijo realized and started running again.  When he was just several steps behind Timun Emas threw her bamboo needles.   Soon they turned into dense bamboo trees. Buta Ijo found it hard to pass.  It took him some time to break the dense bamboo forest.  Meanwhile Timun Emas could run farther.

Buta Ijo chased her again.  When he almost catch her again and again Timun Emas threw her dressing.  This time it turned into a lake.  Buta Ijo was busy to save himself so Timun Emas ran way.  But Buta Ijo could overcome it and continued chasing her.

Finally when Timun Emas was almost caught she threw her salt.  Soon the land where Buta Ijo stood turned into ocean.  Buta Ijo was drowned and died instantly. 

Timun Emas was thankful to god and came back to her home.

CEritA rakYAT......

HARI INI AKU AKAN MENAMPILKAN CERITA “ NYI RORO KIDUL “

TAPI DENGAN BAHASA INGGRIS..........

 

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Kadita. Because of her beauty she was called Dewi Srengenge which mean The beautiful sun. Her father was King Munding Wangi. Although he had a beautiful daughter he always unhappy because he always expected to have a son. The King decided to merry Dewi Mutiara, and he had a son from her. He was very happy. Dewi Mutiara wanted her son to become a king in the future so she must make sure for it. Dewi mutiara came to the king and asked him to send away his daughter. Of course, the king did not agree. "It is ridiculous, I will not allow any body doing such cruel thing to my daughter", said King Munding Wangi. When she heard the answer, Dewi mutiara smiled and said a sweet thing until the king has not anger anymore. However, she kept her bad intention deep in her heart.

In the morning before the sun raised, Dewi Mutiara sent her maid to call a black magician. She wanted the black magician to curse Kadita, her step daughter. " I want her beautiful body full with scabies and itch. If you succeeded I will reward you with the present you never thought before". The black magician did the queen order, in the night Kadita body has been full with scabies and itch. When She waked up , she found her body was smell stinky and have a ulcer all over her body. The beautiful princess cried and did not know what to do. 

When The King heard he was very sad, he invited many physician to cure her daughter illness. Day by the day nobody could cure her daughter. He realized that her daughter illness it was not a ordinary illness someone must send a curse or magic spell. His problem became more difficult when the Queen Dewi Mutiara forced him to send away her daughter. "Your daughter will bring a bad luck to whole country, said Dewi Mutiara. The king did not want her daughter become a bad rumour in whole country. Finally he must agree to send her only daughter to leave the country.
 

The poor princess went alone, she didn't know to where she should go. She almost could not cry anymore. She had a nobble heart. She did not have any bad feeling with her step mother, instead she always asked the God to accompany her passed her suffer.
 

Almost seven day and seven night she has walked until she came to south ocean. She looked at the ocean. It was so clean and clear, unlike other ocean which have a blue or green colour. She jumped onto the water and swim. Suddenly when the south ocean water touched her skin there was a miracle happened. Her ulcer has gone and there was no sign that she has ever had a scabies or itch. Even more she became more beautiful than before. Not only that she has a power to command whole of the south ocean. Now she became a fairy called Nyi Roro Kidul or The Queen of South Ocean who lived forever.
 

This is the most spectacular legend until now in the modern life even when you read this story, many people from Indonesia or from other country has admitted that they have met the beautiful fairy queen wear a traditional dress of Java. One of the famous beach hotel has made a suit room specially for her.

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